Episode 81: Kristine Peterson’s Critters 3 (1991)
Rotten Tomato Score: 0%
From the depths of 90s horror cinema comes "Critters 3" – a film so critically panned it earned a 0% Rotten Tomatoes score, yet somehow launched the career of one of Hollywood's most celebrated actors.
Before becoming a global superstar and Oscar winner, Leonardo DiCaprio made his film debut battling furry alien monsters in this bizarre creature feature. These ravenous alien furballs have moved from rural settings to urban hunting grounds, specifically targeting a Los Angeles apartment building filled with quirky tenants and a sleazy superintendent. What follows is a strange blend of horror, comedy, and subtle commentary on housing insecurity that never quite finds its footing but remains oddly watchable.
We dive deep into this cinematic curiosity, examining everything from the practical effects (which surprisingly hold up) to the film's tonal inconsistencies. They explore the movie's place in early 90s culture with its battery-powered TVs, pay phones, and distinctive fashion choices that scream 1991. Despite its flaws – juvenile humor, derivative monster design, and questionable acting – there's something endearing about this low-budget creature feature that explains its cult following.
Shot simultaneously with Critters 4 on a modest $2 million budget, the film somehow earned $13 million at the box office, proving there was an audience hungry for these alien hedgehogs. Whether you're a horror aficionado, a DiCaprio completionist, or simply curious about why this franchise expanded to five films and a TV series, this episode offers fascinating insights into a movie that truly must be seen to be believed.
Sinister Sips
Leo
From: Besotted Geek
Recipe:
3 oz vodka
1/2 oz Limoncello
1/2 oz Elderflower Liqueur
1 dash Orange Bitters
Shake over ice
Strain into a cocktail glass
Plot Summary:
The tiny fur ball aliens that will eat anything or anyone set their sights on a Los Angeles apartment tower. (Taken from IMDb)
Watchability Scale
Sam and Mike gave the film a 3. Chad gave it a 4. We placed the film at 3.5 on the Watchability Scale.
Links
Critters Trivia (TV Tropes)
Critters Facts (Critters Fandom)