Episode 61: Bill Froelich’s Return to Horror High (1987)

Rotten Tomato Score: 0%

What happens when a film tries to spoof horror tropes but ends up being the punchline itself? Brace yourself for an amusingly chaotic trip back to the 80s with our latest episode on the infamous 1987 movie "Return to Horror High." Armed with our Sinister Sip, "Back to School Martini," Chad, Sam, and Mike unravel this cinematic enigma, starting with our giggle-worthy first impressions. We explore how the movie pokes fun at horror clichés but becomes a mess of hilarity and confusion as it spirals into madness. 

Ever wondered what happens when a film within a film focuses on a murder in a haunted school, managed by a greasy producer and a conflicted director? Our discussion navigates through the bizarre plot twists and outlandish characters that make "Return to Horror High" an unintentionally comedic spectacle. From the ridiculous murder scenes to a mysterious fan that incapacitates its victims, this film offers an array of absurd entertainment moments that we dissect with humor and criticism. 

Disjointed timelines, peculiar acting choices (including a young George Clooney's curious performance), and questionable continuity are just the tip of the iceberg. We dive into clever gags and special effects that, despite the chaos, manage to shine through. For those with a taste for campy horror, our exploration of this peculiar film promises laughter, bewilderment, and perhaps a newfound appreciation for its eccentric charm. Join us as we laugh, critique, and ponder the strange legacy of "Return to Horror High.

Sinister Sips

Back to School-Tini
From: OliveJude.com

Recipe:

  • 2 oz Vodka

  • 1/2 oz Malibu Coconut Rum

  • 1/2 oz Apple Juice

  • Splash of Grenadine

  1. Pour the vodka, coconut rum, and apple juice into a cocktail shaker with ice

  2. Shake and strain into a martini glass

  3. Add a splash of grenadince

  4. Garnish with an apple slice

Plot Summary:

In the early 1980s, a series of gruesome murders occurred at Crippen High School. A few years later, a film crew uses the now-abandoned Crippen High as the set for a film. But an uninvited guest makes an appearance on the set. (Taken from IMDb)

Watchability Scale

We all gave the film a 1 on the Watchability Scale.

Links

IMDb page

Rotten Tomatoes Page

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